Post by Swerve on Dec 25, 2017 0:17:56 GMT
As the holidays approach their climax, you walk into Swerve's just as you always have in the past. The place is well lit with all sorts of Christmas lights, a tree in the corner that featured ornaments with some oddly familiar faces printed onto each one. The bar itself is booming with business, and the mech you seek is at his usual place behind the bar. You sit down in your usual place, and your usual conversation begins.
WELL IT CERTAINLY FEELS LIKE IT'S BEEN AWHILE HASN'T IT? CAN'T BLAME YA WITH THE HOLIDAYS, BUT HERE. HAVE A SPECIAL HOLIDAY MIX I MADE JUST FOR YOU.
...NO I DIDN'T PUT ANYTHING DANGEROUS IN THERE. DANGEROUSLY FUN, BUT NOT HARMFUL.
ANYWAY, YOU PULL UP A SEAT AND LET MET GET YOU CAUGHT UP ON ALL THESE CONVERGENCE SHENANIGANS.
SO MANY NEW BOTS AND CONS ARE SHOWING UP, AND IT'S NOT A LIE TO SAY IT'D TAKE ALL DAY JUST TO LIST 'EM ALL.
AMONG THOSE NEW GUYS IS WING. YOU KNOW.. CIRCLE OF LIGHT? WEIRD. THOUGHT HE KICKED THE BUCKET AGES AGO.
EVER HEARD OF COMBINERS? YEAH, THEY STARTED SHOWING UP TOO! GUESS WE GOTTA BE CAREFUL.
...WONDER WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE SOMEONE'S ARM OR SOMETHING.
STARSCREAM'S BACK.. AGAIN. TIME TO GO TELL SOME FRIENDS.
BEEN HEARING SOME WORD THAT THERE MIGHT BE A WRECKER REUNION PARTY OR SOMETHING GOING ON. YOU GUYS IN NEED OF A BARTENDER? I'M YOUR BOT!
WE ALSO GOT A LOT MORE HUMANS RUNNING AROUND. I SWEAR THEY GOTTA BE MULTIPLYING LIKE PETRO-RABBITS.
ALL IN ALL, THINGS ARE THE SAME. THOUGH I HEAR THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET CRAZY NEXT YEAR. SO FOR NOW, KICK BACK AND RELAX WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY.
SERIOUSLY, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE DRINK.