Post by Swerve on Feb 14, 2018 4:23:03 GMT
You walk into Swerve's bar as usual, only to find yourself hit in the face with pink, red, and white colors everywhere. Decorations featuring robotic cherubs and a plethora of sparks dangle from the ceiling. Valentines Day? Oh no, this was Conjunx Endura Day, the day where all Conjunx Endura profess their love for one another. You spot Swerve behind the counter, yet another sale ready to throw at his customers. You take your usual seat, and your normal conversation begins.
WELCOME BACK, BEST CUSTOMER. HERE FOR THE CONJUNX ENDURA DAY SPECIAL? GOT A TWO FOR ONE DEAL ON ENGEX GOING ON RIGHT NOW. OH.. HERE FOR THE TALK ABOUT THE CONVERGENCE? WELL, GUESS WE COULD TALK ABOUT THAT, TOO.
BUT YA KNOW WHAT? I GOT A LOT Y̪̤͑̊ͮͭo͔̻̝̖͇̜ͅu̱̮̮͚͍͉̿̐ͬ͂ͦ͂ ̼̲̈́ͤd̥͍͇̰͔͔̩̉̉ͧ̈́̿i̩̳ͤd̥̬̤͍̠ͮ͐ͧͪͧ͌ň̓̐ͫ͑'͔̤ț̿͐ ͍̗̻͎̫͐̐ͅr̫̪̱̣̘̽͋͆̅e̺̩͍͓̪ͧ̉̑ͅa͉̩͔͈͉̋̏ͬ̂̋l̜̟͓͙̹̦͗ͤͫl̟͙̩̯̪̦ͫ͑ͨ̿̋̂y̅ͨ̐ͬ͗ͫ ̫ͨͮt̼̫̰̟̝̮̐h̯͙͖͚͛̏̀̊ͣ͂i̘̙ͪn̺̹̪ͭͯͫ͆̃̾k̈ͤ ̻̟̭̪͔͕̤̓ͩŷ̐ͬͨ̑o͈̎͐ͮ̀͊̊ͯu̘̺̫͚͋͐ͨͧͥͮ ͈͇̱̰̮͗w̞̓ͦ̊ͣ̈́̈ĕ̗̱ͥ̒rͬ̔͋̉e̖͉͎̒̽ͅn͕̋̈́̋͂̈̉'͎̗̥̝̹̏ͬͤ̋̔ͮt̤̮̙̣̜͛ͥͣ ͛̈́̾ͩ̋͌͋b̙̝̻͋̂e̯͉̙̹̞͈͛͊͌ͬ̆i̹̯̣̝͔̬͔ͦ̒n͓̟ǵ̭̱̔ͧ ͕͉̬͕̪̺́͊w̘̫̥ͥͭͬͣ̽a̦͉̭͒ͅt͉͈̘̀͋c̹̝̳̙͔͙̩̾ͦ̿ͦ͋h͓̼ḛͮd͚̦ͥ̔̊̎̃̚.̯̤̬̦͒.̭̫̦̹̥̤̝̆̋ͤ͗ ̾̐̾ͅd̀̽̓i̮̋ͮ͒̈ͮd̘̜͖̱̺̳ͥ͋̀̏ ̠̳̗̯͙̅̋̿̎ͧy̗͎̝̘͉͎͆ͤ͆͒̓̒o̫͚̗̎̂ͣ̓̿͂ͪu̝̦̖̺̠?̥̦̝͈͎̀͛ LET'S GET TO BUSINESS.
DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEARD, BUT THE BEE TEAM'S STARTING THEIR OWN CREWDITIONS! I COULD GIVE THEM A FEW POINTERS, BUT I'VE GOT A BAR THAT NEEDS TENDING TO SO.. PUT IN A GOOD WORD FOR ME?
OPTIMUS HAS D̹͓̦͔̳̪ó͉̎̐ͯ̎͗̏n̤̬̾͋̌'̮̜̼̠͊̔ͫ̎̈́ͣt̖͎ͭ ͈̭̻̩̖̫͓͂͗ͮẃ̻͖̹̰̤̼͊̈̇̔ͦͮo̮͎͙̦̾ͮͭ̚ͅr̯͓̗͚̈́ȑ̺y̰̼ͬͪ̑̋.̱ͥ̽̇̓̈́ ̮͎̺̩̊ͮͣ ͋Yͭ̽ͯͯ̓̚ỏ͕̜ͤṷ̂͒ͪ̿'͉̉ḻ̘̜̭̜̤̀̾̊ͨ̚ͅl̠̟̲̋̉ ̦̠̤̣̹͙g̱͔̟͖̯̘̓͆ͅe̘͓ͨ̈t̰͉̗̻ ͇̖̗̳̳̥̍̐ͩͯ̆t̘̬̯͇̻̱̦õ̩̳̯͙ͯ ͈̙͖̗̓k̟̯̞ͭ̾n̍̊ͦ͋̾́o͇̱̜̗̤̬̬w̃ͤͥ́̿̈́̚ ͓ͥm̓̾ͭe̬̲̯͎͛ ̼̬̫̲͂ͥͪ̂̓i̺͇͈ͮͯ̿͊n̳̪̳̫͊̀͒̾̂̂̍ ͋̇̐ḍ͎̱̰̪̓̈́̉̊̓̀ū͈͉͙̦͙̠͈ẽ̲͉̙̄̏ ̞̰͒̓͌ͧt̥̖̘͓̰̻̏̋̂̇̍̌̏i̦͍͖͈̫̘ͥ̈́̌̋̑ͥͮṁ͖̖̿͑̌͗e͕.̬̭̜̤͇̼ͯ THE ARK! OH THAT'S GONNA BE A LONG RECAP SPECIAL FOR HIM. MAYBE YOU AND I SHOULD DRAG HIM INTO ONE OF THESE SESSIONS OF OURS.
THE DJD'S ALL ACCOUNTED FOR NOW AND HAVING A MEETING, THOUGH I HAD TO ADMIT.. I WAS STARTING TO THINK NICKEL WAS À̟̘̞̳f̬̤͍͖͓̳̼t͖̱̙e̺͕͚̘̪̤̔̄ͦ̚r͖̲͇ ͊̀͐̾̂̂ạ̮̬̻̭́l̮͔ͫḻ̱̩͔̪̠ͤͤ͐ͣ́̿̌,͈͎͍̍ͥ̊͒ͯ̃ ̑͂̆ͪ̃͒I͍̬͔͗͑̅͊̈́̄̾ ̙ͫ̿a͈̯͊m͎͍̫͉̯͖̔ ̐̆́ͦ̓̓ỹ̦̣̠o͔̼͂u̫̞̭̯͖̗̼̎͛̏̃r̹̙̣̦̄ͤ̎̽ ͙͇͎̹̠͈̓͋o̖͍̲͉͋̆ͮn̊̊̌̈̒ḷ̺͎̩̣̫̣̊́͊̊̀̒ͮy͍͙͈̯̳̔ͩ̓̉͗̚ ̯̹ͨ͛tṟ̞̍ͦ̑͐u͔̰̟ͧͦͨͭe̪̤̗̐̽͛̆͂̿̚ͅ ̹͕͉͍͖̣͙̾̽̈ͮf͓͎̝̥̃rͪ̂̏i̜̫̯̺͑̈́ͪͦ̚e͓͎̱͆̂͊n̽̇̅d͙̫̤̏̀̍ͤ̂.̳̈́ͪ̍̿̔ TESARUS THERE FOR A MOMENT.
KNOW WHO ELSE SHOWED UP SUDDENLY? GALVATRON.
...WHAT DO YOU MEAN MEGATRON AND GALVATRON ARE THE SAME BOT? GALVATRON'S EXISTED FAAAAR LONGER THAN MEGATRON EVER HAS.
YOU DIDN'T HEAR THIS FROM ME THOUGH, BUT.. SOMETHING STRANGE IS GOING ON. EVER GET THE FEELING SOMEONE'S WATCHING YOU M̼ͧ͌̓ͯͨͬ͐y̤ͫ͛ ̺͔̦͚̐̄̆̄n̙̘̰̈́ͭͨ̔̽ͧa͕͆̉̊ͮ͛ṃ̞̖̉ͧ̓e͚͈̮ͩͦ̌͑͂͂?̗̟̲͗ ̗̙͎̜̤̱̜ͤ̒̍̾ ̯͉̳͖̦͕̮H̪͇̱̟̗̽̍a̠̻̫̳̞̋̍̾h͒ͩ̃ͬͨ̓̃.̬͍̮͍͙̲̜̎̌. ͓̗̣Ṉ̥̙ḭ̬̖̐c̪̠̲̠͖̠͗̀e̫̞̳͔ͅ ̖͙̪̾̀ͭͥ͛o̥͓̫͇ͅn͖̼̐ͧ͑̔̓ͣͦe̩̹̖͒,͉̠ ̱̜̟̀̎̀ͨb̥͒̍̾ǘ̫̜͔͎̣̞̥̀̄́͑ͨ̿t̲ͫ͐͌̀͋ ͎̞̠̾̃d̎̎̊͋o̘̤̭̯̮ͫͫ̉̇̉̽̓n̙͖̭̠̥̅́̆ͬ'̘͇̠̫̱̊ͦtͧͯ ͉̤̇̒t͉̽ͥh̜̠̥̞͚͈̳̅̊̂̃̐i̮̬̤͎̽̇̑͂̇n̪̼͚̞͑͑͒ͯ͊̿̎k ̜̞͍̣ͨ̑ͫͧÏ̖̻̦͕̤͖͔ͪ̇ͭ̀̚'͕̫̯͔̭͌͛m̩͖͇̫̺͔̥̒͋ ̘͖̫̿̓̋̒̉͋͗ǧ̹͕̱̳̯̆͐̂ͩͥoi̘̰̍ͫͫn̮͓̊͗̏̃ͯ̒ͯgͬͤ̔ͣ͗ ͇̥̗̹̗̘̦̂̊ͨͣͪ̑͌t̫̪͉̗͎̞͕̏o̺̳̩͉̩̙̙͋̆ ͉̞͕̻̪g̮͓͍͇̖̓͐̃̊i̺̇̑ͪ̇̓̈v̥̦̇ͧͦ͛̄ë͓̱̹͌̽ ̹ŷ̮̯͇̺̘̹͆̏̍̄̆͗ô͋ͅu͉̿ ̞̘̂̉ạ̼̱̜̠ ͚̰͙̝͖̔̍̓ͅn̑͐̓̑̈́aͭ͆ͣ̏̄ͥͯm͔̫͇͑͑̉̋͂̾e͈ͨ̒̒̀ ̗̟̚j̦̣̙͖͖̘̩͐͆̓̓̌ū̞̣͓̦̞͆sͩͭ̇t̥̦̮̃̍ͫ̔ͦ́ ̙̼̝̗̓ỷ́e̠̩̠͉͖͛̀ẗ͔̞͍̠͈͔͇.͕̫̫̼̘̝ͩ͒̂͊ͤͨ̊
ANYWAY, YOU WATCH YOUR BACK OUT THERE.. BUT ENOUGH OF THE SPOOPY TALK. WANNA SPLIT THAT CONJUNX ENDURA DAY SPECIAL WITH ME?