Post by Swerve on Jun 18, 2017 22:15:24 GMT
Everything was just the way it had been when you had last entered Swerve's bar. The lights, the music, even the voices of all the other mechs and femmes in the room. The only thing that was different was the giant stack of 'World's Best Sire' mugs stacked in a neat pyramid formation. Taking your usual seat, the bartender flashes you his trademark grin as your usual conversation begins:
HEY THERE, BEST CUSTOMER! YOU HERE FOR THE SIRE'S DAY SPECIAL? I'VE GOT A SPECIAL DRINK JUST FOR TODAY WITH A LITTLE EXTRA TESTOSTERONE MIXED IN.
JUST HERE FOR THE LATEST NEWS ON THIS WHOLE CONVERGENCE MESS? WELL.. I GUESS THAT'S COOL, TOO. I'VE GOT QUITE SOME JUICY NEWS FOR YA, SO TAKE A SEAT AND GET A LOAD OF THIS.
SO RATCHET WAS RESCUED BY WHEELJACK AND PHARMA, ONLY FOR PHARMA TO GET CAPTURED BY THE DJD IN THE PROCESS.
WORD'S GOING AROUND ABOUT A NEW GROUP OF DECEPTICONS OUT IN CROWN CITY WITH A BUG LADY NAMED GLOWSTRIKE IN CHARGE.
SPEAKING OF NEW GROUPS, DREADWING'S STARTING HIS OWN CLUB. THINK THEY ALL GOT COOL JACKETS TO GO WITH IT?
THE AUTOBOTS ALSO GOT ANOTHER MEDIC NAMED AMBULON. YA KNOW.. I THINK I ONCE HEARD THAT HE'S A LEG SO HOT YOU COULD FRY AN.. HEY, DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK.
WE'VE ALSO GOT A FEW MORE NEW FACES RUNNING AROUND THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. NEW FACES MEANS NEW CUSTOMERS, SO I'D LIKE TO THINK OF IT AS BUSINESS BOOMING.
OTHER THAN THAT, EVERYTHING ELSE IS FAIRLY NORMAL FOR THE MOMENT. THOUGH, IT SOUNDS LIKE THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET EXCITING AROUND HERE REAL SOON. BUT NOW FOR THE REAL QUESTION.
WHAT CAN I GET YOU TO DRINK? I'VE STILL GOT THAT SPECIAL IF YOU'RE INTERESTED.