Will It Blend?

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Characters: @tesarus, @kaon
Location: The Peaceful Tyranny, docked to the Nemesis
Content Warnings: Probably casual mentions of violence
Plot Summary: Bored while waiting on word of their next mission, Tess decides to bother his blind pal.

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Thundering pedefalls were the only source of noise on the Peaceful Tyranny near where Tesarus was. Waiting in between assignments was the absolute worst. He almost thought maybe he could figure out where Helex was and heckle him but... every time he tried it just turned into a battle of more and more ridiculous and extreme memes.

And quite frankly, he was feeling a bit too lazy for that at the moment. He just wanted to see someone get riled up for a little. That'd be a lot more fun than standing around waiting for Nickel to come yell at him over his blades not being as sharp as they could be. Speaking of those, he gave them a spin, just to check. They worked fine, he didn't know what Nickel was on his case about all the time!

Whatever. She was going to get on his case whether or not he actually did it. Either way it got done, right? No use wasting energy dwelling on it.

When he heard rhythmic clicking, he looked up and blinked behind his visor. Oh, it was just the Pet. Hardly interesting, and what was more, Tesarus knew better than to mess with him. His companion, on the other hand...

"Kaon, I know you're around here. You're never far away from your mutt." Though his face didn't change much from his usual expression, there was a low hint of amusement in his voice. This would probably elicit a reaction. Whether worth it or not Tess wasn't sure yet.

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"HE'S A PUREBRED!" Kaon bellowed, tromping closer. The echoes of his own statement had guided him and of course, the big blocky blender brute was right there in the same hallway. He propped his servos on his hips, snorting.

He then leaned in, a sneer curling on his lips. "Will it blend? That is the question." He then paused. "Ugh, I blame you and Helex for the dumb organic videos about things blending. Not that I can watch them but I've heard them at all hours of the night while recharging and then that time you tried to recreate them."

He crossed his arms, giving a faint huffing snort. "It's honestly as pathetic as that Autobot medic. You know...the one I tried to track. He must have found a way to shed the tracker when he escaped." It was almost as though he'd just admitted that he had been trying to track Pharma--and that he may have let him go with that in mind.