Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2016 20:55:15 GMT
Date: I prefer bots with bodies, sorry.
Subject: Discovery!
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"I have discovered Krazy Glue! Yeah yeah, I know. It's been around since the early 1940's, and Dr. Henry Coover actually 'discovered' it (by accident to be fair), but I wasn't in this neck of the woods in the 1940's or for any of the advertising spree that took place for the stuff when it was finally marketed to household pranksters... er, do it yourself-ers. But now I have discovered its blatant, highly publicized existence and I am fairly certain I am the first to do so out of my social and professional circles. Well, 'Doc' (name changed for reasons of security) might have. It seems like his sorta thing but he's also kinda dismissive of other people's brain children so who knows whether he acknowledged it or not. Certainly, he wouldn't use it for what I'm gonna use it for. Unless he thought he could get 'Wheelie' to sit down and stay with it... this is leading to another discussion entirely.
Back on point. I have Krazy Glue, I have the method by which it is made (this is important because I'm going to need ridiculous amounts of it because my friends are... larger than yours), and I have plans. Also, super interesting internet page, just in case some of you haven't heard of it, will give you completely free ideas on how to prank your friends. Not all of them are viable for mine, but there's some adaptable stuff that makes it more than worth it to me. Oh, the page is called Pinterest.com. They seem really well put together, so give them a try. I'm sure they'll be something big someday.
So, first thing's first. I'm going to add a line of this stuff to one of the tools 'Yellow' is using to repair a tertiary system in the bas... er, house. I'll describe his reactions for you in a later entry. Now I must away to do my dastardly deed!"
Subject: Discovery!
Body of Text
"I have discovered Krazy Glue! Yeah yeah, I know. It's been around since the early 1940's, and Dr. Henry Coover actually 'discovered' it (by accident to be fair), but I wasn't in this neck of the woods in the 1940's or for any of the advertising spree that took place for the stuff when it was finally marketed to household pranksters... er, do it yourself-ers. But now I have discovered its blatant, highly publicized existence and I am fairly certain I am the first to do so out of my social and professional circles. Well, 'Doc' (name changed for reasons of security) might have. It seems like his sorta thing but he's also kinda dismissive of other people's brain children so who knows whether he acknowledged it or not. Certainly, he wouldn't use it for what I'm gonna use it for. Unless he thought he could get 'Wheelie' to sit down and stay with it... this is leading to another discussion entirely.
Back on point. I have Krazy Glue, I have the method by which it is made (this is important because I'm going to need ridiculous amounts of it because my friends are... larger than yours), and I have plans. Also, super interesting internet page, just in case some of you haven't heard of it, will give you completely free ideas on how to prank your friends. Not all of them are viable for mine, but there's some adaptable stuff that makes it more than worth it to me. Oh, the page is called Pinterest.com. They seem really well put together, so give them a try. I'm sure they'll be something big someday.
So, first thing's first. I'm going to add a line of this stuff to one of the tools 'Yellow' is using to repair a tertiary system in the bas... er, house. I'll describe his reactions for you in a later entry. Now I must away to do my dastardly deed!"