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[Megatron]

You walk into Swerve's bar, everything seeming fairly normal. There are a few other customers hanging around, some laughing harshly while others sip on a nice, tall glass of Engex. You sit down at your usual seat, watching as Swerve cleans a few glasses.



The bartender turns his attention to you, flashing his trademark grin.



"Hey, there! You made it just in time. I've got the radio cranked up for this one. They're about to announce the winner of this year's Cybertronian Idol!"



Questioningly, you turn your attention to the radio as a voice emits from it.

"Are you ready Wreck-Gar? Anode? And the winner... of Cybertronian Idol 2017.. is.."

There was a sudden pause, but there was never an announcement of the winner. Instead, a broadcaster had interrupted with utmost urgency.

"We apologize for the sudden interruption, but we bring to you breaking news. Moments ago, Megatron gave an important speech at the Iacon Hall of Records claiming to have put an end to the Decepticons! He had this to say."

As you listened to the broadcast, Swerve turned to you. "Can you believe this guy? Not only interupting the most important announcement ever, but to quit being a Decepticon? I dunno about you, but I don't think he actually means it. You've gotta be able to read between the lines.. APRIL FOOLS! like me."

"I don't think I ever did ask, but what would you like to drink? We've got a lot of specials going on today and for today only."

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Even though some of his body was repaired, Stitch Tech still wore his coat. He called it a souviner of Earth; and he honestly grew fond of it. While this wasn't his first time here, Stitch never really did much while here. Either he was here to meet up with others or just find a quiet place away from work. Today he wasn't here for any of those. Nope, this time he was just going to try and have fun the way most Cybertronians did, drink special kinds of energon.

"I'm surprised they're doing that." Stitch Tech said with a small smile. "You'd think there isn't much of a competition this time?"

Sure having been addressed so quickly had spooked him a little, twas a old habit he couldnt shake. Plus he had something to remove his  mind from being startled as he knew somewhat what the conversation was on. Mostly, the not didn't care much for these contest things though this time a lot if his coworkers were talking about it.


Then Stitch Tech's eyes went wide as a voice he rarely heard but knew enough of to know whot it was before they spoke their  name. Megatron?! A look of utter shock hit his face and his jaw dropped slightly, though ge was quick to put a hand to his face and close his mouth that way. For a couple of seconds, the young mnemosurgeon sat there in contemplation, ignoring the displeased and laughing bots in the room.

"Eh ..yeah, pretty odd. That's a hard thing to just walk away from." Stitch Tech replied finally as he lowered his hand. "Considering the events, surprise me on the drink."